Dear Twinings,
We are writing to you to express our utmost vexation at the recent absence of your limited edition ‘Rose Tea’ in our local food supply outlet. One was merrily, skipping down the aisles yesterday morning in anticipation of stocking up on our favourite evening beverage.
To our horror, we discovered…it was no more. This invoked an immediate twee-like rage, to which end we were overwhelmed with the desire to pelt crumpets at the store workers and random passers-by. For which we hold you entirely responsible.
Leaving a dark shadow over our day, we walked home, solemn with rain clouds above our heads (granted, that may just have been the English weather but it adds to the pathetic fallacy of the situation).
Whilst the substitute of your Lavender Earl Grey is pleasant, it cannot hold a candle to the delightful Turkish aromas that pleasures one when sipping upon the ineffable Rose Garden Tea.
One would be most grateful if you could, sort it promptly… please.
Yours,
Lauren & Rhianna x
5 comments:
this is so cute <3 x
You guys are adorable! I'm in love. I would jump at the chance to sponsor you so let me know what your rates are once you get that organized! :)
I guess Rhianna wrote this one. I can tell thanks to this sentence;
"One was merrily, skipping down the aisles yesterday morning in anticipation of stocking up on our favourite evening beverage."
Actually Jack - you will be pleased to hear that I have since taken it on board that beverage does not include fish & chips, ha.
It was a collaborative effort!
L xx
Thanks guys :)
L&R x
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